1. Farting
New Couples: These people act like “I have never, ever farted in life”. No matter what, you always held in your gasses closely like an air-tight container, just so to behave “graceful” in front of the new charming.
Old Couples: Then they be like “Oh come on, there’s nothing to be sorry about”. Farting becomes a whole new enjoyment. Watching your partner squirm over your smelly bombs is no doubt the BEST satisfaction ever. You even pray for it to smell as rotten as possible!
2. Discovering Each Other
New Couples: Every time you learn new mysteries about your new partner, it is a form of achievement. That feeling of “I know you better now” is simply fascinating. It makes you want to know even more.
Old Couples: Instead of making cheesy conversations and eye contacts at the restaurant, both of you silently slide on your smart phones until the food is served.“True love is when you are comfortable with your partner in silence”.
3. Hanging Out
New Couples: Blossoming couples are always hyped over weekend outings. You want to try all the fancy restaurants in town, go bungee-jumping at the waterfall, go dating at theme parks, etc. etc. The list of to-dos never seems to end.
Old Couples: Home is heaven. Just the two of you, quietly watching TV like potato couches while slurping on your favorite cup noodle. Contentment can be simple like this.
4. Dressing Up
New Couples: This is the tricky part. Ladies would spend up the whole day trying to look “effortlessly” gorgeous for a night out, while gentlemen make sure their hair is looking sexy like David Beckham’s, not to mention, smirk like him too.
Old Couples: “Love is blind. I love you for who you are, not for how you look.” You just can’t be bothered anymore. Make-up is totally a waste of time and resource.
5. Sleeping
New Couples: Just like those couple scene in movies, you cuddle each other to bed every night. Feel the breath, hear the heartbeat. That is the sweetest lullaby ever! Nothing can be more romantic than sleeping in your partner’s arm.
Old Couples: Forget about “security and love” craps. You can’t deny those uncomfortable hand cramps, hair pulls, and hotness throughout the night. Nothing is more comfortable than your own personal space.
Every moment is a moment of love. At the end of the day, what matters most is that you are happy together. Share your love story here with us and stand a chance to win personalized couple canvas print from EzyPoster. We can’t wait to hear from you!
